(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

Contractor - a gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut or deal.

Comprehending Engineers - Take One

Marry Hatter Ladle Limb

        Marry hatter ladle limb
        Itch fleas worse widest snore.
        An ever-wear dept Marry win
        Door limb worse shorter gore.

Sinker Sucker Socks Pants

        Sinker sucker socks pants
        Apocryphal awry
        Foreign turnkey blank boards
        Bagged inner pyre.
        Whinny pious orphaned
        Door boards bay-gander sink.
        Worsen dizzy jelly ditch
        Toe setter furry kink?
        Door kink worse inner conning horse
        Conning otters moaning.
        Door coin worse inner panda

Center Alley worse jester pore ladle gull how lift wetter stop-murder an toe heft-cisterns. Daze worming war furry wicket an shellfish parsons, spatially dole stop-murder, hoe dint lack Center Alley an, infect, word orphan traitor pore gull mar lichen ammonol dinner hormone bang. Oily inner moaning disk wicket oiled worming shorted, “Center Alley, gad otter bet, an goiter wark! Suture lacy ladle bomb! Shaker lake!” an firm moaning tell gnat disk ratchet gull word heifer wark lacquer hearse toe kipper horsing ardor, washer heft-cistern’s closing, maker bets, gore tutor star fur perversions, cooker males, washer dashes an doe oily udder hoard wark. Nor wander pore Center Alley worse tarred an disgorged!
     Wan moaning, Center Alley herder heft-cisterns tucking a boarder bag boil debtor prance worse garner gift toiler pimple inner lend.
     “O stop-murder,” crater ladle gull, “Water swill cerebration debt boil’s garner bay! Are sordidly ward lacquer goiter debt boil!”

Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage, honor itch offer lodge, dock, florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry putty ladle rat cluck wetter ladle rat hut, an fur disk raisin pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.

Wan moaning, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut's murder colder inset, "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter an shirker cockles. Tick disk ladle basking tutor cordage offer groinmurder hoe lifts honor udder site offer florist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper laundry wrote! Dun stopper peck floors! Dun daily-doily inner florist, an yonder nor sorghum-stenches, dun stopper torque wet strainers!"

"Hoe-cake, murder," resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, an tickle ladle basking an stuttered oft. Honor wrote tutor cordage offer groin-murder, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut mitten anomalous woof. "Wail, wail, wail!" set disk wicket woof, "Evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut! Wares are putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?"

"Armor goring tumor groin-murder's," reprisal ladle gull. "Grammar's seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter an shirker cockles."

Wants pawn term dare worsted ladle gull hoe hat search putty yowler coils debt pimple colder Guilty Looks. Guilty Looks lift inner ladle cordage saturated adder shirt dissidence firmer bag florist, any ladle gull orphan aster murder toe letter gore entity florist oil buyer shelf.

"Guilty Looks!" crater murder angularly, "Hominy terms area garner asthma suture stooped quiz-chin? Goiter door florist? Sordidly NUT!"

"Wire nut, murder?" wined Guilty Looks, hoe dint peony tension tore murder's scaldings.

"Cause dorsal lodge an wicket beer inner florist hoe orphan molasses pimple. Ladle gulls shut kipper ware firm debt candor ammonol, an stare otter debt florist! Debt florist's mush toe dentures furry ladle gull!"

Wail, pimple oil-wares wander doe wart udder pimple dum wampum toe doe. Debt's jest hormone nurture. Wan moaning, Guilty Looks dissipater murder, an win entity florist.

A collection of popular stories and poems using homophones.

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Part 2 - The Desert Still

So what does moonshine have to do with the stillness of the desert? As I crawl through the attic on my way to the secret room I think of booze, the forbidden treat of adults that makes them act like kids. The act of distilling is to separate mixtures by heating, used to create gasoline, alcoholic beverages and water from salt water. If there was a plentiful supply of salt water, sunshine and land, couldn't a solar still create abundant water cheaply.

The adventures of simplicity...